Season Two: Exploring RENAISSANCE WOMAN



    This is, beyond all doubt the WORST episode that ever came under the header of Jem. Yes, seriously. More so than Journey Through Time, The Day The Music Died, Journey To ShangriLa or any of the others popularly cited by Jem fans. THIS one is the worst. The absolute and total worst.
    Now I've got that out of the way, what's the episode about? Good question. The general belief is that Jem and the Holograms are at a renaissance fair in England. Erm okay. Let's go with that premise...

    It has probably not escaped anyone's attention that history is my pet subject, and my degree is in mediaeval and modern history, emphasis on the mediaeval. Though this in no way makes me an expert on any period of history, it does mean that I have studied the periods through which this episode dances in some kind of hallucinogenic fit. In order to try and work out what the heck is going on, it is necessary to dissect these periods as shown in the cartoon and decide where the episode is really set.

    First of all, we have the renaissance fair. Now, this episode is set in England. I am English. I have never in my life been to a renaissance fair. I had never heard of renaissance fairs until I saw this episode. So to begin with the idea of a renaissance fair in England is a bit farfetched. Why not set it in America, and do the whole renaissance fair bit there? That seems a touch illogical to me. But no, we are in England, at a "real English castle". This is a very quaintly Mediaeval looking castle, which brings us to the next theme of the story. Robin Hood.

    Bearing in mind that most people in this country are generally aware that Robin Hood existed in the middle ages, what on earth is he doing in the middle of a renaissance fair? The romanticised view of Robin Hood is not mediaeval at all - he was given as a bandit and a rogue in contemporary writings, if he was indeed one person and not a collective picture of outlawry at that time. It is possible to loosely tie him in with Simon De Montfort and the rebellions in the reign of Henry III. Henry III was dead long before the renaissance began. So, to cut a long story short...Robin Hood does not have any place being in the Renaissance. For the record, too, the dress that the characters are wearing is far more mid-mediaeval (contemporary with Henry III) than it is close to Renaissance wear (Late mediaeval, tudor).

    But, apparently, we're not in the renaissance. No, apparently we're at a renaissance FAIR in nineteen eighties England. And if we accept that, and accept that is the reason why Robin Hood's personality has skipped three centuries to be there, then we have to raise another HUGE flag.
    The people in the episode - the locals - are depicted as peasants working for a mean and vicious overlord who cut their profits and cheated them. Even if we stretch the imagination to the point that they are all dressed like mediaeval villagers because of the fair, there is absolutely nothing in British history or society which explains why, somehow, this little area of Carfax (made up name) apparently avoided not only the social revolution that followed the black death in 1349-51 (in which most  feudal arrangements that strongly benefited the barons disappeared), but also the INDUSTRIAL revolution in the nineteenth century, when the concept of peasantry entirely disappeared from British society!

    So, to recap, we have a romantic would be hero from the thirteenth century swanning around the renaissance which might or might not be a fair in the nineteen eighties in a country where Renaissance fairs don't generally happen, in a community still living with the values of pre-industry Europe, dressing as peasants from the thirteenth century and speaking with accents that sound like they came out of the nearest joke shop. (Unfortunately, with the exception of Jetta, British accents are generally very badly done in the Jem series. And particularly badly done in this episode.) The accents, if you can possibly define what the heck they're meant to be, sound like appalling attempts at cockney. No, I'm not pointing that out for the reason of more ridicule, but more to locate where Carfax is meant to be in the scope of England. On those accents, we can only surmise that the plot is set in a south east county, somewhere like Essex. The South East of England, where Essex is, is the most populated area of the country. For another thing, too, English counties are not really small places. I live in probably the most rural county in England. Even here, in the "backwater" west of the Welsh Marches where we have no county city, we don't have peasants or overlords and the social changes of seven hundred years have made themselves very plainly felt. I find it hard to believe, therefore, that a county in the SouthEast, so CLOSE to London would be so ignorant.

    I have often been told that it's "only a renaissance fair" and that it is not meant to be historically accurate. Yet Reginald (that evil Lord guy) states himself right at the beginning that this is a "return to the days of Merry Olde England". We can, then, discount the fact that the historical inaccuracies are deliberate and simply because it's only a fair. Logically, my own belief is that they are at a Renaissance Fair (although that is strange enough) and that the whole setting is built out of an entire misconception of English history and society in an unforgivably unresearched way.

    This horrible mess of a storyline is further supported by that perpetual plot of "the Lord isn't the Lord until x day" that plays a very important role in this episode. Nope, Lord Reginald is not actually a Lord until his twenty first birthday, even though his 'father' died eighteen years earlier. (Of course, later we find it's not his father and that the old guy isn't dead, but it still works out the same way.) It's just another example of how big the holes are in this episode - if you happen to be a hereditary Lord, you are a Lord from the moment the title holder dies. You do not "become" a Lord on your twenty first, or eighteenth birthday. Not now and not ever. You might not have control of your assets until that day, but you sure as heck are Lord. Even so far back as the Middle Ages, a noble or a King inherited his title on the death of his predecessor. I do not understand the recurrance of the "not until x day" plot and in Renaissance Woman it's just another black mark against the episode.

    Perhaps the funniest line in the episode is Kimber's. "Are they acting, or what?" She says, when Robin Goodfellow comes up and swipes the money from the guards. And that one line can really sum up the whole story.
    Do we think this is a promising backdrop for an episode? No, of course we don't. But that is the only one we got. ^_^. So you can probably understand that, based on the above evidence, pretty much everything in this episode has to be taken with a ludicrously large pinch of salt.

    Well, if all the historically chaotic background to this episode wasn't enough of a brain bender to understand, this episode's principle character is Danse. Danse is actually one of Jem's better friends, and, unusually for a supporting character, she has the luxury of not one, not two but three romantic interests during the course of the series. This episode is one of those times, when she meets and falls in love with Robin Goodfellow, to all intents and purposes Robin Hood. But Danse is out of luck, because the evil Lord of the Manor has fallen in love with her and is determined to win her over to his cause. Throughout all of this, it becomes clear that the Lord isn't the real lord, who is languishing in a dungeon (They never are the real Lords, are they?) The real lord is Robin Goodfellow's father (though Robin doesn;t know it), and Danse, with the help of Jem and the Holograms help to free him and reunite father and son.
     Danse is usually such a reasonable, rational character. I suppose in many ways, being the love focus of an evil Lord whilst in love with the man she seeks is enough to make anyone a little bit doolally, but she does appear to run around quite a lot bleating about tyrrany in this episode. In truth, it's Danse who makes the lines blur between whether this is actually some kind of fair, or if it's meant to represent some kind of weird reality. It's not until Danse gets all into the idea of Robin being persecuted by this evil Lord that the Holograms eventually get dragged into the plot.


    The songs in Renaissance Woman are a touch confusing. Firstly, there is Love's Not Easy - a song which has been suggested should rightly belong in the first run of episodes, in Island of Deception. Somehow it seems out of place in this strangely quaint atmosphere that Renaissance Woman puts seems almost wrong that Jem and the Holograms should be performing on stage in this world, rather than treating it like some kind of a fantasy. The real significance of Love's Not Easy is the fact that it is during the performance of this song that Lord Reginald decides that he must meet Danse. Perhaps, then, there is a lost irony in the title of the song and the pursuit Reginald makes in vain to snare Danse;s heart for the rest of the episode. It's quite possibly true to say that everything he had fell down over the love of a woman who spurned him. But then, at this point it does seem more like your average Jem episode. Strange, and very BAD setting, true, but your average x character falls for y character and Jem does a lot of singing. However, right after that performance, everything takes a slightly wonky turn. Robin Goodfellow makes his appearance, Kimber speaks her classic line, and suddenly the barrier between reality and fiction gets horribly blurred. This is made especially clear by thecontrast between Love's Not Easy and the later song, To The Rescue. By the time Jem sings the second (extremely bad) song, it's clear that she and the Holograms are swept up in the plot and the intrigue and are determined to do what's right for Carfax.

     In the music video Jem dresses herself up as Robin Hood, singing about "fighting for the underdog", which is a line that sticks in my mind when watching many, many other Jem episodes. It strikes me that very rarely does Jem fight for the underdog unless doing so has some personal benefit for her or her group or her extended family. And yet, the irony is that in THIS episode, there is no benefit for her, for her group, or for her extended family. She, admittedly, joins in the craze because of Danse, but for once it almost is like Jem really IS out to preserve the rights of Robin and, most importantly, the "peasants" of Carfax who are being unduly oppressed. It begs the question as to whether or not this swell of good feeling Jem manages to find inside herself to help these Carfax inhabitants stems from the fact that, for once, the Holograms are not watching their back for the Misfits. There are no Misfits in this episode (actually, I'm glad of it. Jetta's opinion of the setting would probably not be repeatable) and it means that the Holograms are free in a sense to do their own thing. There are other episodes where this is also the case, and it does give the tone of the episode a different slant. In some ways, you almost feel like JATH are the underdogs in this particular episode. Unfortunately, making any kind of detailed analysis for the motivation or behaviour of most of the characters is nigh impossible because of the problem of what the setting actually is. Is it a renaissance fair? Is it reality? Is it all acting or is it real life? Does it start as a fair but get warped back into the past? We don't know. And, probably, we never will.

    This is one of the few positive moments in the episode. The sweet, romantic dance at the end between Robin and Danse, flowers through her rainbow coloured hair as Jem and the Holograms sing. Though it would have been nice for Danse to sing the song, the close of the episode is significantly better than most of the episode itself, as is the quality of the music. Perhaps it's just knowing the whole thing is coming to an end - I don't know. Either way, I'd prefer to listen to this song for twenty minutes, rather than watch the rest of the episode.

    With the exception of Raya's extremely strange archery moment, this episode is a waste of space. It's unfortunate for Raya that one of her most distinctive character moments not relating directly to the plot is in one of the worst Jem episodes ever written. Consequently we will never know how it is Raya can shoot an arrow so well. Mind you, given the rest of the episode, perhaps it's just as well.

    Episode rating: -4/10.


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