The Fashion Mis-Takes
This page is devoted to some of the Misfits' funnier fashions, hence 'Mis-Takes" :) During the course of 'filming', these four girls parade some of the worst examples of eighties cartoon fashion ever dreamt of - and what's more, they seem to do it with pride! Take a walk on the dangerous side and step into the closets of the four most rebellious girls of eighties animated rock and roll!!
Thanks to Laura Dunlop for her contributions to my screen captures on this page :D.

JETTA
Jetta is the worst offender in the so-called fashion category, considering how few episodes she is in compared to her bandmates. She has some really truly hideous outfits hidden away in that wardrobe of hers...I only wonder how she dare go out in public sometimes! Take a peek below and you'll see what I mean...

Exhibit A: The Curtain. This has to be Jetta's most ugly outfit on the show by far. Note the inappropriate red fan, the dodgy earrings and brooch, the lowcut neckline and the ugly white bangles...what was she thinking?

Yes, dear, it really is as hideous as their expressions suggest. You think you can convince anyone you're aristocracy wearing that? You're more likely to convince them you're mad!

And what's this? The dress also has fishnets? Where will the madness end?
And as for what Stormer and Roxy are wearing...'nuff said :P

Exhibit B: The Spotted Thing
Jetta, when will you learn that green is not your colour?
No, I mean it...it doesn't suit you...

So what if Roxy can't read? At least she has a sense of fashion about her!
Or does she...

Pizzazz isn't laughing with you, duckie...she's laughing at you...
But then maybe she should look in a mirror herself :P

Exhibit C: The Misfit Outfit
Well, I know you each gotta have one, but somehow, Jetta, this just isn't you, is it dear? 
Could it be the glow-in-the-dark blue bits?

Yes. Evidently someone just told you how ridiculous you look with that bath-towel on a rope on...



Exhibit D: That Hat :P
Jetta + Hat is pretty much always a recipe for disaster, and this one is definitely not an exception. Apart from the dress, which looks like a reject from the girl guides, that hat has to go...:P

Exhibit E: The Skirt...
Well, I will say in Jetta's defence that I do like her tights. I do. But the rest of it...no, I'm not convinced. Hoops are never the coolest of fashion styles, in my opinion...best not go out looking like that, sweetheart......

Exhibit F: The Amerindian Experience
It looks like Roxy doesn't approve of your choice of fashion, Jetta m;dear. But don't let it worry you...she hasn't realised yet exactly what that pattern on the yellow parts of her outfit symbolise...

Now isn't that a mature response. C'mon, girl. You got a brain in there, can't you come up with a witty retort instead of the perpetual sulks?
Think Roxy won that one!

Exhibit G: Stealing Raya's Clothes...
All right, so I know that the initial time this outfit is worn is when you're doing the musical and standing in for Jem and the Holograms. Fair enough. What it doesn't explain, however, is the fact that you wear it after the musical is over...and so does Raya! But she had it first...:P

Exhibit H: The Sack
Well, it's brown, it's shapeless, it's ugly...what else do you suggest I call it? 
And why did you wear it out of doors, Miss Burns? Yes, you've been caught in the act...that outfit has to go!

 


Exhibit I: Showin' It All.
Firstly I wanna make it clear that this is one of my favourite Jetta outfits from the show, so I'm not just slagging it off. But I'm sure there's something in the rules of decency against showing off your chest to everyone who happens to be glancing your way...and this pose says it all. Jetta, put them away!
Exhibit J: Mix and Match

Oh, so it's cool now to wear a slinky around your neck, is it?
Well, clearly Roxy doesn't think so. She's gonna start on Pizzazz next, I can see it coming...
And how sweet, Jetta! You and Pizzazz have matching top designs! I know you're friends but isnt that going a little bit far? Take a tip from Roxy, her outfit has class (if not a bellybutton:P)

Exhibit K: What the 'Ell?
Yes, Jetta. Being the latest addition to the band has it's shortcomings. Theres no use in getting annoyed about your swimsuit design now, though - you were dumb enough to put it on...




Exhibit L: Westerner
The most bizarre part of this outfit is the magical vanishing tights feature...and the optional glove. One minute she has fishnets and one black glove, the next no tights or glove in sight!!!




Exhibit M: Bad Hair Day
Um, is it me, or did Jetta overdo the hairgel on this shot? I might be imagining things, but is her hair REALLY almost as big as her body? Mind you, wearing THAT shade of green with her complexion, who can blame her?
Remember what we said about green, Jetta honey?



 
 
 

Jetta Pizzazz
Roxy Stormer
                       

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