Exhibit A: The Clown Now, now, Pizzazz, what is with this? Don't you know that you look straight out of a circus with that collar and ruffle skirt? At least the gloves are kinda cool.... |
Oh Pizzazz, can't you lead by example? No wonder they're mad...look what you made them wear!!
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Does anyone else get a feeling of heads on spikes here? That collar has a definite feel of Elizabethan England about it...only of course they didn't have pink and black ruffs in those days.... |
Exhibit B: The Invisible Outfit Less is more...someone is taking that a wee bit too seriously me thinks. Thank goodness for the overdress...otherwise she'd be arrested for indecency! If you ever wondered about Pizzazz's morality...this should clear up any remaining doubts! |
Please, Pizzazz. Whatever Clash has done, I'm sure that's a view she'd rather not have...Poor Stormer already looks queasy! |
And no, it doesn't look better with the hat, either! |
Exhibit C: Jungle Gal Advice, Pizzazz: Don't let Eric get your clothes dry cleaned in future...you won't get them back whole! |
Exhibit D: Nerdy Kid Well, I think that this shot just says it all...don't you? Lovesick? Try sick in the head! |
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Exhibit E: Wiggy I hope that this is your hallowe'en costume, Pizzazz...I don't think this is one you want to keep in the family album - your expression says it all. |
Exhibit F: Cowgirl Ok, there is such a thing as overdoing the whole 'travelling through the wild west' idea...all you need is a stetson and your look will be complete! |
Exhibit G: The Swimsuit Oh Boy, you can tell it's the eighties, can;t you? :P I don't know which is more hideous, Rapture's or Pizzazz's, but on looking at Pizzazz's it's little wonder Rapture felt the need to wear shades...can't you tame it down a little, girl? |
Exhibit H: Jumper Girl. Um. Not much to say apart from UM. This looks like something Pizzazz's granny might have knitted for her...does anyone know if she has a granny who knits? |
Exhibit I: Car Mechanic Well, the music business is dwindling, and Pizzazz decides to put her technical...uh...expertise into a career.... |
Exhibit J: Something Is Missing... And it's called Pizzazz's trousers. Either this is a verrry short dress or old Zazzi left the house without something this morning!! |
Exhibit K: Bow Girl Mmm, I think this outfit was chosen by Daddy. Bows? Pizzazz? Nah, didn't think so either....::P |