Exhibit A: The Copycat Yeah, we're back to that stupid fairy tale stage show again...but Roxy, that;s no excuse to rob Aja's wardrobe, now is it? And she DID have it first... |
Exhibit B: The Pyjama Party Oh dear. Roxy, didn't you forget something before you left your hotel room? Did your hair...brushed your teeth...but apparently forgot to get dressed, if your apparel is anything to go by. No wonder they want to kick you out! |
Exhibit C: The Gravedigger To fully appreciate this it must be seen in context with the rest of the group. All I can think is that, tired of losing out to Jem, The Misfits have decided to take a new vocation in digging graves...starting with their own. Is that someone's cremated ashes Pizzazz is holding there? I must admit I'm also slightly concerned with the colour of Stormer's legs... |
Exhibit D: What? Roxy, sweetie, it isn't the book you ought to be binning...Illiteracy aint an excuse for bad fashion, you know! |
Exhibit E: Spacegal Perhaps its a good thing this capture is kinda dark! I mean, if you had lasers coming from your stomach, you'd be worried too, right? |
Exhibit F: The Philly Look It seems that this particular selection of Roxy Fashion is so hideous that even the press can't believe it! Ah well, never mind. You can always hit them with your clipboard, Roxy! |
Exhibit G: Lightnin'! Well...though this can't be counted as one of Roxy's ugliest outfits, I'm still not sure it counts as respectable fashion. No, not even for an eighties rock chick. No matter how much you pose, Roxy, pet. And those boots...nuff said, really. |
Exhibit H: Eek! The pic says it all. Roxanne Pelligrini, showing your underwear on air is NOT allowed!
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Exhibit J: Gawn Swimmin' This, I assume, is an attempt by our favourite platinum rebel to see how little she can possibly get away with wearing while the 'cameras' are still rolling... |
Exhibit K: Fat Cat "Whaddya mean this outfit makes me look fat? (And Jetta, stop sniffing my hair!) |
Exhibit L: Splat Well, you can look in the mirror all you want, my dear, but it's not going to change the fact that you are wearing one of the UGLIEST jackets the world has ever seen! |
Exhibit M: Denim Darlin' Well, it must be said that denim looks good on Roxy. The fact that the fashion changes shade throughout the episodes indicates she needs to change her washing powder, mind you, and those leggings really have to go... |
Exhibit N: Colour Clash Well, apart from the fact it's not very flattering on her figure, this has to be Roxy taking the eighties expression of colour a LIIITLE too much to heart. Looks rather like she put this outfit together from a kit she got in a magazine.... |
Exhibit O: Jem Girl Much as I like this outfit, it definitely has a suspicious air of trying to BE jem about it....note the un-roxy like bow in the hair...very suspicious! |